Birthday Luck
on your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. it causes you to have the ability to do anything. that attractive guy/girl you like? you’re dating. that proposal you were worried about showing your boss? got you a promotion. daft punk? they’re playing at your house.
guy 1: so wait, you’re calling in sick today to take caroline to the usher concert? nice!
guy 2: wrong. usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.
guy 1: d-mn! how the h-ll did you pull that off?
guy 2: birthday luck, man!
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