birthday pony


a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you’d ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the d-mned thing. giddy up!
did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one

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