birthday shit
when one reaches to wipe their -ss after taking a sh-t and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.
when one reaches to wipe their -ss after taking a sh-t and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice… thats a birthday sh-t.
birthday sh-t: the feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with happy birthdays and other nice greetings.
dude 1: yo dude 2, what’s wrong with dude 3? he’s been pompous all day and now he’s gloomy as f-ck!
dude 2: oh dude 3? he’s experiencing the birthday sh-t.
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