birthing a sailor


the act of a u.s. marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large ‘deuece’ aka bm. while the term has never been fully embraced by the navy, it persist nonetheless.
george to john, “where the f-ck have you been” ? john replies, “oh man, i was ‘giving birthing a sailor,” george sardonically replies, “i hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy.”

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