birthjob
a mandatory bl-wj-b given to a man on his birthday from his significant other.
1. it’s only fitting that a woman give her man a birthjob on his special day. swallowing is optional, but preferred.
2. i got a killer birthjob from the wife last night!
3. i better get a birthjob tonight or this year will be off to a horrible start.
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