birthmasday present


a present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your christmas present money. thus, you don’t get anything for one of those holidays.
“dude, how did you get that ipod touch?”

-sigh- “it was a birthmasday present.”

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