Birty


a birty is usually a h-m-s-xual who has body odour problems. bloke with fat hands. a birty is well loved by his friends but has a lot of enemies who he tends to owe money. when a birty grows up, his credit check will be dreadful and they won’t move on in life because of debt. but a birty is a lucky fellow, and his friends and love will help him through.
you just wanna be f-cked in the -rs- by a birty.

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