Biscuit dribble
when you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. it then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it’s too late. now you’ve got biscuit dribble all over you.
mason: daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
daniel: i got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
mason: cool story bro.
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