work shy layabout / couch potato who’s biggest exercise is eating biscuits
what does he do – he’s a biscuit lifter
- b*tch *ss family
when an entire family is pathetic and cowardly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! no wonder he or she is like that! coming from that b*tch *ss family!
- blistered sister
a nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore. father mulveaney couldn’t help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at m*ss. he made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
- boiled ham dinner
when you eat out your wife or girlfriend’s hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy *ss after she’s been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. very popular during the summer baseball season. after another great cardinals victory on a hot july day, frank got his wife back home right […]
- bulgarian shouting match
an event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. it begins when one person farts. if another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a bulgarian shouting match. person #1: hey, welcome back! how was lunch at that new korean restaurant? person #2: yeah […]