Biscuit Pants


this is when a female looks attractive in a tight pair of pants or shorts until she unzips or unb-ttons them and her fat expands out of them like when you open up a can of biscuits and the dough just blows up and out of the can. the fat can appear pasty and white just like biscuit dough or it may appear in the form of another color.

stinky pinky usually occurs after this discovery.
dude, she looked ok until she unzipped her pants and her fat came spilling out of them. the b-tch had biscuit pants!

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