Bishops Finger
the heavenly act of fingering a girl in the -ss while f-cking her v-g-n-lly, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (b-tt not really), and turning your dirty bishops finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. she’ll think it’s really kinky that you sucked her sh-t off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own sh-t.
— named in honor of the battling bishops mascot of ohio wesleyan university. this act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.
ie: she was a live one, and was really feeling it, but i thought i could bring it up a level, so gave her the bishops finger!
euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. can be descriptive, as in
“my t-rds as brown as a bishops finger. now thats a lot of fibre!”
oh, its a beer in england as well.
priest: time to clean my bishops finger, gregory.
poor little innocent kid (gregory): not again! (sob)
priest: just do it. it’s all brown and poostinky.
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