Bishop’s Licence
the bishop’s licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when is wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to w-nk himself blind.
bloke 1: you coming down the pub, bruce?
bloke 2: nah bruce, the missus’s at her sister’s, i’ve got the bishop’s licence.
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