bismark
slapping someone in the face with your d-ck. the epitome of humiliation.
shut up before i bismark you, b-tch.
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after recieving oral s-x, a male will pull his p-n-s to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. if properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.
denise is such a wh-r-. i gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.
to slap someone round the face with an erect p-n-s.
the black man bismarked sophie and she died.
1. a pleasant, if boring, city in north dakota
2. the resulting red mark on a girl’s face after she is slapped by a p-n-s
1. the people in bismark were nice, but i left because i was bored out of my mind.
2. haley came out of mike’s dorm with a bismark.
hollywood tour bus that sinks the original bowel movement.
double decker
hollywood tour bus
it was no surprise that steve’s hollywood tour bus sank shannons duece. it was a complete bismark.
generally vague, usually involving extremely rough s-x, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe
after he bismarked her she was all torn up
when a girl preforms oral s-x on you, then you punch her in the eye, then -j-c-l-t- on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.
“i know she loved that bismark!”
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