bissue
1
bit of an issue
fred: oh, guys, my locker wont open.
louise: mate! that is a bissue!
fred: it’s not a bissue… it’s a real issue!
2
a bissue is a beer in place of a tissue in the event where normally a tissue would be handed to someone to calm their nerves.
guy1: -sob- my girlfriend just broke up with me
guy2: here, have a bissue for that issue.
3
“you’ve got bissues” is a phrase deemed in 2007 to describe a “b-tch” with issues.
“you’ve got bissues”
4
1. bissue, is a portmanteau of big and issue. pertaining to the big issue vendors, they’re collectively known as ‘bissues’.
2. spoken when a bissue vendor is asking p-ssers-by whether they would like to purchase a copy of the big issue.
1. i was in town today, and there was a bissue on the corner near the bank.
2. “bissue, love?” (when asking a woman if she would like to buy a big issue.
5
1. (n) a b-tch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.
1a. one allergic to bissue’s typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered
1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself
1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, “so whats your name…” only to hear her response back with “…why would i give you my name? i don’t even know you!” brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it’s plain to see.. she’s a bissue.
1a.
playa: yo dawg who’s that broad standin’ next to you yappin’ out tha mouth bout you bein’ da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: bissue.
1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-d
playa: -sneezing- b-iiiiisssue
tanya: im so sorry bout.. 🙂
playa: -sneezing- b-iiiiisssue
tanya: see what had happened was… 🙂
playa: -sneezing- b-iiiiisssue
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: -sneezing- b-iiiiisssue
tanya: fine i don’t like yo azz no way.. 🙁
playa: -sneezing- b-iiiiisssue
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(
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