bit doping
-verb phrase — when a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a fitbit® or activelink® or nike® fuel band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.
ellen: “whenever we went hiking, my fitbit showed less steps than steve, even though we were hiking together! so now i just get steve to wear both our fitbits when we go on a hike.”
paul: “hey! isn’t that bit doping?”
tara: “hold on, paul! i’ve seen you marking your activelink activities as ‘high activity’ when your running was clearly ‘low activity’, so you’ve been bit doping as well.”
paul: “but… that is different! the more activity points i can get means more opportunity to work pop tarts® into my diet!”
steve: “go for the pop tarts, paul!”
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