Bitch box

a woman’s mouth.
shut your b-tchbox you irritating hobag.
us navy term for an intercom or amplified circuit used to communicate between sp-ces of the ship.
who was calling on the b-tch box?
the very person everyone use’s as an outlet to explain their problems, and life situations. usually the quite person who just looks smart to every bl–dy idiot with a whiney problem.
when you are the b-tch box™ expect people to randomly talk to you about thier day..then progress into their problems and question you on how to fix it. you’re no doctor so why the h-ll should you help them out?? just simply answer all emotional questions “yeah thats a b-mmer” “seems pretty intresting” or “yeah i’d say talk to him/her”.

the b-tch box can easily be manipulated on either aim or the tele. usually they can not get out of a situation fast enough or come up with a good enough excuse. be on top of your game for excuses if you don’t want to be the b-tch box.

if and when you are the b-tch box, don’t expect any care, just douchebags and whiney girls asking for advice.
starring: squarez, jablez, nillaz
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here is the male/male b-tch box…not really a “s-xual” matter just 2 dudes, one being a b-tch who cries.
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sq: “hey jablez sup”
jb: “man, my girlfriend just won’t shut up about her dog”
sq: “yeah that sucks”
jb: “i know what should i do man?”

sq: “f-ck if i know, my cats attacking the mirror again” -logs off aim-

sq: -gives advice, stays on aim-
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now here is the male/female b-tch box situation:
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sq: “hey whats up nilla”
nl: “hay man, my day sucked so bad…-goes on about day-”
nl: “what do you think i should do about my job?

sq: “um…i don’t know i’m watching p-rn”

sq: “well idk about that, but what else is up?”

sq: “awww poor nillaz, -blahblahblah-”
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be on top of your game of excuses to avod the b-tch box.
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<3 square...srsly stop b-tching to me people. a linux box that's soul purpose is to serve mundane, one time information (ie dns, routing or proxy serving) microsoft's dns server is a b-tchbox owned by akamai. a b-tch box is a small car, usually being driven erratically by 18-25 y/o girls and he b-tches. there are two kinds of b-tch box: 1) the regular b-tch box- looks like any other small car when stationary but has the following traits on the road: continuously cutting other drivers off, switching lanes unpredictably, generally having a lot of near-misses. 2) the bogan b-tch box- likely to be fitted with a sub-woofer, loud exhaust, hot paint job and/or big stickers. behaves the same on-road as the regular b-tch box the driver of a b-tch box is easily recognisable- will always be talking/texting/updating their facebook status on a mobile phone. ted: "f-ck! that car almost ran up the back of that cyclist!" linda: "yep, what a moron. the same b-tch box cut us off earlier coming out of the westfield carpark" a cell phone. often used to get girls (b-tches) greg- lemme borrow your b-tchbox.., joe- sure thing friend (tosses blackberry) a box that all spouses, parents, relatives, etc., have in their possession that that contain a mult-tude of items for them to b-tch (complain) about on any given day. 1. person 1: "mom has been on my back all day about mowing the gr-ss." person 2: "she must have looked through her b-tch box today" 2. person 1: "i don't want you going golfing today!" person 2: "why? did you add that to your b-tch box too?" 1 2 next › last »