Bitch Cocoon


the 2nd of the 3 stages of b-tch metamorphism.

a b-tcherpillar hopes to someday build enough experience being a b-tch to finally be able to “level up” and become a more respectable b-tch coc–n.

a b-tch who gets about 50%-70% of what he/she wants solely by b-tching for it.
after spending years as a b-tcherpillar, taylor decided to use her accrued knowledge to become a b-tch coc–n. with this decision also came newfound respect.

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