Bitch Duty
spending time with your girlfriend
you wanna hang out?” ” no sorry man… i’m on b-tch duty
the burden that falls upon a close friend of a woman who was recently upset and needs comforting. the term is generally used by a man when he doesn’t really care for the subject and is informing someone else on the situation.
sarah (sobbing): it’s unfair, i never get to do what i want when i’m with jack! -mumbled sobs
joe (not listening): yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. i’ve got to go make a quick call.
jack: h-llo
joe (angrily): jack! for f-ck sake, you better make up with sarah or i’ll be stuck on b-tch duty until the end of the month!
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