bitch flakes


a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.
d-mn, woman! you must’ve had an extra bowl of b-tch flakes this morning.
a derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha f-cka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; a female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the h-m-phobia in a c-ck infested car. usually -ssociated with nasty band girls.
chealsea is a nasty wh-r- b-tch flake, i made her sit in the back seat with my two fat friends.
a unique insult. a clear combination of b-tch and flake. also an ingenious punk rock band
mobius: stfu glenn
glenn: lavos is a f-cktard
lavos: glenn is a b-tchflake
mobius: pwned
shaft: owned
the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally b-tchy
woman: richard!! clean your d-mn room if i ever have blah blah ….etc.
son: what the h-ll mom did u eat an extra bowl of b-tch flakes this morning!?!?!
b-tchflakes occurs when someone is very p-ssed off. usually it is because someone woke up and didnt have their breakfast. generally women have this.
taylor- wow man everyone is so gay and the surf sucks.

jonny- wow someone had too much b-tchflakes this morning.
what someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly b-tchy.
“my boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. i was in the bathroom.”

“well, somebody had a big helping of b-tch flakes this morning.”
dandruff on the bush
oh sh-t i have b-tchflakes, now i have to go buy some head and shoulders.

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