bitch grips
normally a phrase used by fathers meeting the daughter’s boyfriend for the first time. when you shake a guy’s hand and he barely grasps it, his hand hanging limp in yours. signifying he is easily broken, and possibly gay. also known as the hover palm or fariy hug.
dad: i shook his hand and he b-tch gripped me!
friend: what a pansy!
straps that hook on to the belt loops of motorcycle riders and used as handles for the p-ssenger, or the person riding “b-tch”.
i put my b-tch grips on so you have something to hang on to when we go fast.
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1. orifice found in the lower part of the face of certain mammals. the b-tchtrap is found as frequently – if not more frequently – in males as in females. from this hole comes a distinctly shrill stream of mewling, plaintive noise – ‘b-tchery’. it is almost always open when it should be shut, and […]
- bit-david
a type of maths teacher, originating in the s.e of england what in bit-david’s name are you doing? it’s a parabola, bit-david a type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the s.e of england. what kind of bit-david are you!? it’s a parabola, bit-david! a type of maths teacher. the word originates fromthe s.e […]
- bite your knob off
to over-charge someone for goods or a service. to inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way. “we’d agreed £200 for the land survey but when i got the bill they’d put it down as £280. is that normal? no mate, i think they’re trying to to bite your kn-b off!”
- B.I.V.A.
acronym: buyer initiated value adjustment verb: an act of surrept-tious procurement designed to neutralize an unreasonable or opportunistic delta between a retailer’s price for a good or service and the actual value or experience of such good or service to the consumer. an act of commercial disobedience. i dunno why gasoline is so expensive, but […]
- Bizual
a business top, party bottom approach to dressing. this is how you would dress at work on casual friday. brian wore his skinny jeans to work on friday, but it was totally appropriate since he had a b-tton down and tie on top. casual friday is totally legit for wearing hot pants and stripper boots […]