bitch in bed


1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete b-tch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).

2. when a person’s att-tude is of b-tchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. usually is used as an insult to the person of -ssholish-ness that creates the “turned-on, lets f-ck” type of mindset.
co-worker female: hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
jack: i am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy f-ck would do, k?

-female co-worker walks away-

-bob is summoned…magically-

bob: wow she really rode your -ss
jack: yeah what a f-cking b-tch in bed that one. id like to lay her -ss down like a m-th- f-cking knight in shining armor.

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