Bitch License


an excuse that a girl has to be b-tchy and cruel to men. usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. may or may not be justified.
justified license:
dave: d-mn, kate is a hard–ss b-tch.
tom: yeah, but she has a b-tch license. i heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
dave: woah, i had no idea.

questionable license:
dave: d-mn, lauren is one cold man-eating b-tch.
tom: yeah, but she has a b-tch license. three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
dave: hmmm i wonder why…

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