Bitch Mother
b-tch mothers live to ruin your life. they yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.
b-tch mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie…
b-tch mother: turn that d-mn thing off!!!!!!!!!!!!! its too f-cking violent!!!!
ps: dads can act like b-tch mothers too. usually mothers have this att-tude.
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