bitch podium


when a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a b-tchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)

they “get on the b-tch podium” or “step up to the b-tch podium”
—–example—–
illana: “oscar, you never agree with me! name one time when you fully agreed with me! just one! just now for example, when we were eating at hibachi’s…”
oscar: (there is nothing i can do to stop this)
bud 1: (oscar deserves it)
illana: “i try so hard to see your point of view! … blah blah … it’s just ridiculous!

—-later—-

oscar: “i hate it when illana gets up on her b-tch podium and yells at me”
bud 1: “i don’t know man, you think it lasted for a minute?

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