Bitch Portions


an outrageously small quant-ty of an object. just like a ration, but called a b-tch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little b-tch.
jake- “dude, the cafeteria today is serving b-tch portions of spaghetti. my little 2 year old brother eats more than this…”

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