Bitch Proof
to take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main b-tch’s prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related b-tchery of the sort. this could be anything, from clearing all that d-mn p-rn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the b-tch brew cans acc-mulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which clearly isn’t your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 f-cking questions and you want blow your god d-mn brains out.
oh sh-t, i completely forgot to b-tch proof my phone from sara, i really hope she doesn’t go through my texts today.. :s
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