Bitch Roster
everyone has a b-tch roster, men and women alike. your b-tch roster consists of people you’ve slept with in the past (and you’d do again), people you’re currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren’t really your “friends” but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.
the way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the b-tch roster. you start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, s-xual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. the way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their b-tch roster.
“listen trick, i know you don’t know anyone better than me, i’m the best b-tch on your roster.”
“i wonder who i’m going to bone tonight. let me check my b-tch roster and see who’s available.”
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