Bitch Stick


the b-tch stick is a car with an automatic transmission with the capabilities of shifting without a clutch.

i.e. – tiptronic, touchshift, steptronic, geartronic
arturo: my new ride has both a manual and automatic transmission.

jose: man, quit being a p-ssy and learn to drive with a clutch. you ain’t got nothing but a b-tch stick in that ride.
automatic transmission, doesn’t have the manliness of a direct engine-transmission linkage like a manual. easier to use than a manual, good for lazy people, not as capable (performancewise) as a manual-transmission car. not to be confused with b-tch stick, a device used to beat women.
“man i got b-tchslapped by a b-tch-stick!”

“dude take your car and burn it, now.”
similar to fish sticks, but instead of whitefish or cod, they

contain diced b-tch. the primary consumers of b-tch sticks

are cannibals and people who do not read packaging

carefully. also, chronic pcp users are known to eat this fried

and breaded food.
man 1: yo man i owned that ho last night.

man 2: did you f-ck her good?

man 1: d-mn straight, then i shot her and made b-tch sticks.

man 2: sounds delicous! got any leftovers?
noun, alternative word for a cigarette.
“nah, i don’t smoke b-tch stick’s its strictly weed for me these days”
an implement (most likely a stick) used for hitting insuperior females.
example 1
“make me a sandwhich!”said bill
“make one ur selve.”said jenny
” why i oughtta hit arcross the face with my b-tch stick”replied bill in a soft tone
example 2
“go on jimmy open up ur presents now.”said nan
“wow a b-tch stick thanks nan” exclaimed jimmy
like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really b-tchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.
boy: “hey mary told me your pregnant”
girl: “i am not! mary is such a b-tchstick”
1- a stick that is used to hit someone who is being a b-tch

2- a phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- the stick shoved up someone’s -ss at birth, causing them to be complete b-tches.
1- calm down or i’ll hit you with the b-tchstick, greg!

2- yes! that fool just got hit with the b-tchstick!

3- geez, that chick got one too many hits with the b-tchstick as a baby.

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