bitch tax
1. the price you pay for having a girlfriend or wife. it could be money or something more abstract such as loss of your freedom.
2. alimony and/or child support.
you, remembering the good old days: “i used to be flush with cash until i started paying the b-tch tax”
coworker to you: “hey man you wanna grab a beer after work?”
you: “i’d love to but i can’t afford the b-tch tax”.
b-tch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. it refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.
john: she has my favorite shirt, three of my cds, and my dog, and she’s refusing to give them back now that we’ve broken up.
adam: that’s a tough b-tch tax to pay, man.
sally: i left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. should i call him to try to get it back?
jane: just pay the b-tch tax and move on.
tom: amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
kristen: wow, you didn’t have to pay any b-tch tax? nice breakup!
the fee you are morally ent-tled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to b-tch and complain.
‘we went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for sandy to start b-tching so we had to increase the b-tch tax.’
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