the most worthless sh*t/nonsense in the world.
thats f*ck*ng total b*tchcr*p!
- montana mouthwash
the act of performing oral s*x with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste. guy #1: it smells so clean in here! guy #2: it’s because my girl had a montana mouthwash this morning!
two drag queens hook up bianca del rio hooked up rupaul, they are such h*m*dyk*s
- swampy b*tt
when you sweat from your b*ttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions. after my run i had severe swampy b*tt.
- man lumber
the kind of wood a man carries between his legs. it could be oak, pine, mahogany or bonsai depending on race or family inheritance. i asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and f*ck. when she said no i said “what you don’t like pizza”? at that point she kicked me […]