Bitches don’t play


a phrase used by the 2×4 interns to fill an awkward silence. it is also used as a means to respond to a story when nothing else can be said.
matt: “what if we just had jesus telling you to go to firestone, that would killer right?”

van: “b-tches don’t play.”

matt: “they really don’t!”

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