Bitchisity


the level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

the natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

high b-tchisity + hott = bad; low b-tchisity + hott = good
high b-tchisity + ugly = good; low b-tchisity + ugly = bad
“man, that b-tch is hott… but she’s got a high b-tchisity, so f-ck that (for about a year, then bail).”

“my wife is hott! and has low b-tchisity, so i’m -ssuming our s-x life will stay pretty active.”

“eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high b-tchisity, ill just get wasted first…”

“uhh, i’m so ugly, and my b-tchisity is so low…. i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators.”

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