bitchologist
an individual who stands up for themselves, their loved ones, and beliefs. they speak their mind, their thoughts and do things their way without worrying about what others may think.
they will not comprimise what’s in their hearts and they live their lives their way.
they will not allow anoyone to step on them, they refuse injustice, and they have courage and strength to be themselves.
try and stomp on them, douse their inner flame, or squash any ounce of beauty within them……..you will not succeed
some people call me a b-tch. however i am more of a b-tchologist. i offer up my opinion even when i’m not asked. i’d rather be hated for what i am than loved for what i am not.
a person that studies peoples b-tch-ssness, and calling them out on it.
see: b-tch-ssness b-tchology
josh: as a professional b-tchologist for many years i am calling you out on showing symptoms for your b-tch-ssness! you need to smoke some weed to get in the mind set of “f-ck it!”. before this disease gets the best of you!
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