Bitchometer


a b-tchometer is a meter which the b-tchness of a person is rated on.
guy 1 : ” wow man your sister sure is a b-tch.”

guy 2 : ” yea man let’s get out our b-tchometer”
a mathematical meter that rates how much of a b-tch someone is.
guy 1-man, she’s a perfect 100 on the b-tchometer!
guy 2-i’d say more of a 200.
guy 1-h-ll yeah!

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