bitchPod
a synonym for an ipod that ipad and iphone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive ios devices. includes ipod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and ipod cl-ssics.
frank: hey steve can i use your iphone to imessage my mother?
steve: just use your ipod touch. oh wait, there’s no wifi out here…stupid b-tchpod.
tom: let’s watch this cool movie on my third generation ipod video!
bob: no, let’s use my ipad. your b-tchpods screen blows.
when your ipod stops functioning correctly or when the battery dies quicker than it should.
g-d d-mnit, my b-tchpod keeps cutting my songs short!
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