Bitch’s Remorse


an apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. b-tch’s remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.
me — so i texted soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, “you -sshole! you know i don’t have a smartphone! just email it!!”
my pal — wow — that’s pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
me — yeah, but tomorrow she’ll have b-tch’s remorse. she’ll text me a “sorry.” i might even get laid

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