bitchsalad
a combination of being a b-tch, a p-ssy, and a tool. usually brought about in situations where one points out that said person is being a p-ssy, thus they start acting like a b-tch and/or tool as a result of this observation.
bro, jon and i were gonna go chill, then he went all b-tchsalad and hung out with his girlfriend.
a group of boss -ss b-tches that no one should mess with.
laquisha, ashley, jessie, alexa, madison, and maddie are all in the b-tch salad
when you’re headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by mcdonald’s on the way back and pick him up a south west chicken salad.
boss to employee: “hey can you grab me a salad from mcdonald’s on your way back?”
employee to boss: “uhm, we’re not going to mcdonald’s for lunch tho.”
boss to employee: “on your way back..”
me to employee: “wow, he really made you his b-tch right there. he was all like ‘b-tch get me some salad’..
employee to me: “yep.. it’s a b-tch salad!”
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