Bitchtillion
number of times your wife tells you to put away your f-cking phone on sunday when you’re trying to check your fantasy football scores. f-ck.
wife: richard, put away your f-cking phone!
richard: geez! you don’t have to tell me a b-tchtillion times!
richard’s fantasy league commish: dude, pay your f-cking fantasy football dues.
richard: geez! you don’t have to tell me a b-tchtillion times!
Read Also:
- Camerecstacy
the state of mind in which one feels an immense euphoric sensation when he/she see, thinks about, or talks about an incredible camera. almost to the point of -rg-sming. man: “i was looking at the new canon slr’s when i drowned in total camerecstacy at the thought of owning one”
- Looking for Boston Market
a euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by new york jets tight end kellen winslow ii, who was found by police masturbating in his car. when asked for an explanation, winslow claimed to be looking for boston market, but was lost. police officer: “sir, are you masturbating in your car?” guilty culprit: “no officer, […]
- Lacademic
somebody who claims to be an academic such as a college lecturer or professor but lacks the real gravitas and ability to justify the t-tle. that physics professor dave is such a lacademic, he really is useless. how on earth did that woman mange to become a teacher, she is such a lacademic
- Camofox
an adjective describing a person who does not appear attractive at first glance, usually because of a poor unflattering clothing choice. opposite of a camofat. guy 1: man, can you believe how hot chelsea was looking at the club last night? guy 2: don’t have to tell me twice, i can’t believe she was hiding […]
- candiced
totally mess up any situation or something of relative importance i started the race well, but i candiced the ending dude, that was a candice if i ever saw one 1 more definition when you f-ck a girl up the -ss then make her suck you off. i candiced that hoe last night.