Bitenuker


-noun
1. a brand name for a miniature “pocket-sized” microwave marketed to college students, h-m-s-xuals and the morbidly obese by ge.

2. franco-dutch for “d-ck-f-cker” or alternatively, “monster-f-cker.” this unfortunate poorly-researched naming scheme lead to the loss of the european market.
dutch:
“he biteneuker, kok me wat pizza rollen in de bitenuker!”

english:
“hey d-ck f-cker, cook me some pizza rolls in the mini-microwave!”
from 30 rock pr-nounced biet nooker in french and dutch meaning, “p-n-s f-cker”.
dont stand next to that guy too long hes a bite nuker

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