Bitsy


n. (bit.see)

1) a term, sometimes offensive, to describe somebody who is desperate for the ability to hit on people of the opposite s-x
e.g. tom tried to ask the girl at the bar out, but he was such a bitsy niplar that he failed
s-xy -ss b-tch with an apple bottom.
everyone wants to be like bitsy.
generally used to describe a small amount or a little bit of something.

can also be used to describe a thin or short person.
gee your just bitsy aren’t you?

how much spaghetti do you want?
just a bitsy i’m not that hungry.
noun an endearing term for the genitals of a lady. commonly used in central england.
“my bitsy is quite itchy today”
a supplemental creature for the nameless zoroastrian goddess equipped with duck tales, woo and sinister high-pitched euphemisms for sp-ce hog rules
“i love that one song from sp-ce hog.”

“oh yeah.”

“where’s bitsy?”
mary clare riordan’s idol and the coolest chica in the world!
bitsy is my life!
a small amount of p–p that clings to your -ss. see klingons, cling-ons.
man, that toilet paper in there is so rough. i had to leave a bitsy in my cheeks.

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