biwf
basically, i was f-cked
i was in a nightclub… first time i had taken drugs! i was upstairs on a seat, the full length of the back wall overlooking the balcony when a gorgeous girl came over to me… straddled me… didn’t speak & started kissing p-ssionately… then i felt people grabbing hold of me! when i snapped out of it, i realised i had been tripping & was just sat there with my d-ck out having a w-nk! biwf! :/
b-tch i wuddnt f-ck
you moms a biwf
basically, i was f-cked.
i ran out of cash at the bar when it was my round… i promised the guys a whole bunch of drinks… biwf.
Read Also:
- cock moobs
t-st-cl-s ”he sat down too hard and mashed his c-ck moobs” “i have a set of c-ck moobs below my p-n-s”
- getting changed
the act of being walked in on while masturbating. a common excuse used when you are caught yankin’ your sh-t. to m-st-rb-t-, usually in close vicinity to other people. my roommates walked in on me while i was getting changed. if you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness […]
- Get yo life togetha
a phrase used when someone makes a mistake or says or does something stupid. “why did the chicken cross the road, to be cooked.” john said. “get yo life togetha idiot.”
- get your burger out
originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. “get your burger out” was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it’s kind of not that funny but mostly […]
- ggyc
gotta give you credit man that girl you took home last night was smoking.. ggyc! ton pot est incroyable.. ggyc! nice snake! ton 5-3 est incroyable! ggyc