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fat rapper in the group d-12 and source of some of the most ridiculous, disgusting, and most p-ss-yourself-laughing raps of all time.
long live bizarre! if one is not free to rap about shooting preachers, getting dogs pregnant and jacking off with barbed wire, then the terrorists have already won…
strikingly unconventional and far-fetched in style or appearance; odd.
the three-head-monkey is really bizarre
also known as rufus johnson, bizarre is the weirdo of the d12 group. he has an uncommon love for shower caps and tyre irons that he collects.

bizarre is the co founder of the d12 group along with rip big proof.

inspired by rap pioneer krs one, he has also worked with pace won, young zee, rah diggah, redman and many other artists.

his first alb-m was released in 1997. it is ent-tled the attack of the weirdos.

his first cd with a mainstream appeal is hanni cap circus that was released in 2005.
it features the rock star video, an ironic view of bizarre’s life after “quitting” the group (it is, of course, fictional)

bizarre is currently working on a future alb-m, blue cheese’n’ coney island, that is due to release on october the 23rd, 2007.

his rapping style is characterized by some sick hilarious rhymes with a filthy content.

often underrated, bizarre has nevertheless some real interesting pieces of work at his active, like some local collaborations with dj pdog and king gordy.
a 5th grade teacher named rufus johnson “bizarre kid”, because he used to talk to himself and kept rhyming, which shows his early p-ssion for rap music.
a rapper in rap group d12 , whose lyrics tend to be very mysongnist and very offensice. then again his lyrics are so f-cking hilarious.
some lyrics from bizzare…

fight music-
“know why my hand’s so num’ ?
because my grandmother sucked
my d-ck and i didnt c-m”

“she said bizarre couldn’t rap.
i freaking hate you , i take your
drawers down and rape while dr. dre
video tapes you.”
talkin’ nasty sh-t, bizarre won’t stop.
i f-cked two twins with a midget on top
a sick mind, raping an old lady
knowing d-mn well bizarre shouldn’t have a baby
all i can teach you, learn how to mack, smoke crack
smack a b-tch when she talk back
matta fact, smack her cuz she’s a sl-t
don’t you realize, bizarre don’t give a f-ck.
purple pills

chorus]
i take a couple uppers
i down a couple downers
but nothing compares
to these blue and yellow purple pills
i been to mushroom mountain
once or twice but who’s countin’
but nothing compares
to these blue and yellow purple pills

eminem
cool, calm, just like my mom
with a couple of valium inside her palm
it’s mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
to roll up on you like christopher reeve
i can’t describe the vibe i get
when i drive by 6 people
and 5 i hit
ah s–t
i started a mosh pit
squashed a b—h
and stomped the foster kids
these shrooms make me hallucinate
then i sweat till i start losing weight
till i see dumb s–t start happenin’
dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again
so bounce, bounce, c’mon bounce
(shooting)
i said c’mon bounce
everybody in the house with a half an ounce
not weed i meant c-ke dumb -ss sit down
we don’t bulls–t, better ask around
d12 throws the bomb and’s dashing town
bizarre, your mom is p-ssing out
get her -ss on the couch ‘fore she crashes out

kon artist & kuniva
f–k that, someone help denaun
he’s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
hey von
you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
it gotta be acid cuz the x is gone
ya i took them all dog with some parmesian
and i think my arm is gone
it’s probably numb
dumb, dumb, and full of c-mm
and i think he ’bout to swallow his tongue
scary -ss it was a false alarm
you think i’m ’bout to die when i just got on
so stop acting stupid
you so high
that you might wake up with a guy
on some new s–t
i think i did too much
this substance equals cuffs
red pills, blue pills, and green
big pills (that’s ill)
mescaline

chorus

hook
dirty dozen
80 of us
shady brothers
ladies love us
that’s why our baby mothers
love us but they hate each other
they probably wanna take each other out
and date each other
some-, something, something, something
something, something, something, something

proof
pop pills
pills i pop
pop two pills
on stilts i walk
snort two lines that were filled with chalk
thought it was incredible i killed the hulk
i wanna roll away
like a rollerblade
until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
and when i’m old and gray
look for c-ke to smoke
i overdose
when i pack up my nose with c-ke
-cough cough cough-
i must have broke the choke
had an accident when the trojan broke
ahh, poor baby
born by wh–e lady
now i gotta straight born -infant-
(you’re crazy!)

swifty
i pop four e’s at one time
and i don’t need water when i’m swallowing mine
(you got any shroom?)
does bizarre smoke crack?
i can’t get jobs
cuz our arms show tracks
why the h-ll you n-gg-s think i rap?
i do it just to get your company hijacked
if you like smack
then i might too
(swift, chill)
i just wanna get high like you
and i don’t give a d-mn if they white or blue
speed, shrooms, down the valiums
even smoke weed outta vacuums
i just got some and i’m going back soon

chorus

bizarre
i’m at rave
looking like a slave
high off chronic
gin and tonic demonic
body smelt like vomit
p-ssy poppin’, acid choppin’, dope heavy guy
heroine mescaline pimp
so ladies wanna try
blue pills, golden seals
got bizarre actin’ ill
drugs kill (yeah, right)
b—h i’m for real
shut your mouth you dirty s–t
you know you want it in your b-tt
i’ll put it in your c-nt let bizarre nutt
a rapper who is most famous member of d12 9of those who really listen to rap). he talks about having s-x with nine yars old, and raping family members, and torchering his kids.
“son your daddy has a foul mouth, from f-cking b-tches in there foul mouths. i can’t help it my roots d12, all we do is pop pills and stay in jail. peoiple say bizarre yopu gotta stop, f-ck two twins with a midget on top, sick mind raping a ol’ lady knowing d-mn well bizarre shouldn’t have a baby, all i can teach you learn how to make, smoke crack, slap a b-tch when she talk back, matter fact slap your sis, she a sl-t, don’t lie bizarre son give a f-ck.”
1.fat rapper from the group d12. he has hilarious lyrics and he wears a shower cap a lot. he’s mediocre but he is so motherf-ckin hilarious.
“n-gg- f-ck my wife, i’m tryna save my motherf-ckin life.”

– bizarre from one shot 2 shot