bizod


is what happens when you mix 3.bizarre + 3.odd

a combination of a scenario or item which is a conjoined deformity of both something strikingly unconventional and far-festched in style or appearance, and something that is random and/or haphazard with no determinable plan or reason.
the three-headed-monkey was playing with his flower-b-lls whilst baking a cake during the solar eclipse at the oc convention, which exploded all over the audience and tasted like green jelly with a twist of lemon. the journalist who captured the moment labelled it as “a rather bizod experience.”

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