Bjork


an icelandic singer who released her first alb-m at 11. she was in many bands, then split to pursue her solo career, releasing her first international alb-m, debut. the hit single from the alb-m was called human behaviour. she then released alb-ms called post, h-m-genic, vespertine etc. in 2004 she released medulla and also appeared at the olympics held in greece, singing her single oceania.
“bjork is such a bad singer”

“no she’s not, she’s awesome!!!”
an extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. her icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! her wardrobe may be funky, but it’s unique.
bjork inspires all with her music and acting!
1. a much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. one who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. an artist/performer that is somewhat shakespearean with a touch of sigmund freud.
you’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to convey.
take that off this instant! you want them to think you have bjork as a fashion consultant?
someone that will beat your -ss if you say “welcome to bangkok” anywhere near her.
hapless bystander: welcome to bangkok!

bjork: gappa-pdow!!!
1. the most creative artist of this era. one of the greatest poets and writers ever.
2. the genre which includes only one singer: (guess who!)
1. remember the ümlaut in björk!
2. bob: what genre is björk?
me: er, björk
(v) to act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle
she’s going to bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.
only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.
# 1: whose your favorite band?

me: björk

# 1: what’s that?

me: it’s not a what, it’s a she. www.bjork.com

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