blabbercunt
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(n): an especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about d-ck-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chast-ty is so ceaseless that even while giving bl-w j-bs, she does not stop talking, as the vocal chords in her v-g-n- take over and begin to utter noises.
dave: g-d, mariah will not shut the f-ck up. she talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. all she talked about was how much she valued s-x after marriage.
tom: well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in cl-ss and talks about jesus that she is a total blabberc-nt.
dave: i know, i don’t think she would even be in to saddlebacking.
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