blachank


the sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). this is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.
dude, when i finally made it to my cell from intake, i had to take a m-ssive sh-t. i mean blachank!

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