Black Adam
proud white male. sells his autograph once a fortnight and has become a top girocheque playboy. ambitious!!!!
connoisseur in freedom fighting and being the most gallant of n-blemen. a forward thinker, leader of men, innovator!!
always carries his own pen and jsa briefcase… incase of emergency signings.
devout signing on professional!! rookie signers look up to him! his signature is always in pristine condition… some say its laced with gold….
adam of slight tinge (as he is also named), has such a trust rating on the jsa he can get up to 50, 60 even 70 pound worth of crisis loans. expert at community care grants and a worker of the unemployed stock market.
dont ever sleep next to adam of slight tinge…. trust me!!!
‘adam look at ye!!!! your something!!! you’ve made it!!!!’
‘there he goes… adam the full time signer!!! head held high!! gallant effort!!’
‘thats right… im black adam…. im a sunday signer!! bank holiday signer!! full time signer!!! my job diary is inspiring!!… many different colours of ink…’
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