Black Beard

when you grow your p-b-s really long, shave them right before s-x and hide them in a convenient place close to where you’re having s-x. you then c-m on the girls face, grab your p-b-s and throw them on her face and shout black beard b-tch

the woman now has a black beard of p-b-s stuck to her face.
black beard b-tch!

i totally gave that girl i met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

clean yourself up captain hook!
noun; when a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. he then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in m-ssive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a “black beard”.
in most cases a “black beard” can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
remember sniff first!
rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: sniff first. rex avoided a “black beard” by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
when a male ejaculator, carefully j-sms’s on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. you then proceed to kick the b-tch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
my b-tch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
blak beerd (n) one who rips a nearly done bowl until ash gets pulled into his/her mouth resulting in a black, ashy tongue. additionally, this ash can be scr-pped off and placed around the chin area; thus creating a literal black beard. (from the latin blackus beardious.)
wow, ease up on that bowl, blackbeard.
when you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

opptional: some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
guy: yesterday, i did the black beard on my girlfriend.
friend: how was it?
guy: it felt almost real.
the act of projecting s-m-n upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the “glue” that the s-m-n has created upon one’s visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous “blackbeard the pirate” who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean
after janine p-ssed out at the halloween party i gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing
the act of j-zzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my b-tch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

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