Black budget


the budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. the uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kop-ssus, forget it, this is the sh-t that no-one talks about. nasty sh-t like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, area 51. try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!
why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
whats the black budget?
what are you talking about “black budget”, you are weird.

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