Black Buzzard
a type of bird that hides within a black v-g-n-. it only appears during summer solstice at 11 am. once it appears it unleashes a h-llish lightning storm upon its v-g-n-l home. legend has it that the black buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the b-tthole of the haunted woman. since the black buzzard does not appear until the woman’s 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. so girls, if you are of african descent, start putting gerbils in your b-tt….like now.
laronda’s black buzzard just scorched my sheets.
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